Friday, September 26, 2008

Turtlesaurus

A new species of Dinosaur has been discovered


The Turtlesaurus


Sorry to anyone who might think that they have already discovered this species -


you were fooled -


I have found the one and ONLY


TURTLESAURUS


And I have named him OWEN


A rather strange species -

  • 4 eyes ( 2 that don't move)


  • the cutest pudgy little face (cuter than any other dinosaur species)


  • Definetely a herbivor as it did not try to attack me (either this it was not hungry at the time)


  • very friendly and a little bit bashful


  • soft, squishy and cuddly (unlike any other species)


  • rather short and awkward on 2 feet


  • very few dull rounded teeth (yet another sign of herbivorism)


  • tries to communicate in some foreign language (tho more similar to ours than one would expect)


  • likes to dance


  • can tear apart a clean room in 2 seconds flat


  • tries to pull it's own head off and was successful at twisting it


  • very cute


  • oh and he calls me MOM


I think I will keep him




I could've made millions off these photos but thought I'd share them with you instead











So we got the kids halloween costumes - Owen got a turtle costume at the Childrens Place that I think looks kind of like a dinosaur as well (luckily cause I really wanted a dinosuar costume for him) anyway I ordered him some Babylegs to keep his legs warm and they came today - So I put him in the whole outfit and had to post these pictures -


Isn't he cute?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Everyone Smile Except . . .

Georgia


Apparently as a kid when my father would take family pictures he would say "everyone smile" we would all smile and then he would say "okay, everyone smile except Crystal"


I had one of those goofy smiles that my sister or brother could explain far better than I could due to the fact that I just don't seem to remember this.


Apparently it's hereditary as this goofy smile gene has been passed down to Georgia and now every time I try and get a nice picture of her and I ask her to smile, I always regret it.


Georgia is beautiful and she takes a great picture when she is natural and unaware of the camera but as soon as she knows her picture is being taken this is what you get




This was my attempt at getting a nice pictrue of her on her birthday








And I finally got a few good ones




Then there is my attempt at getting a cute pic on her first day of dance in her ballerina outfit





She may be goofy but she's still cute as hell

Thanks goodness for digital cameras - I would have 5 MILLION rolls of film to develop

Monday, September 22, 2008

What a friggin great weekend!

My 3 year old, Georgia has a new favorite word - FRIGGIN
Yes I will admit this one is completely MY fault - altho to my defense this is what I say instead of the other F word which is much worse and not so cute
She really knows how to use it and takes every opportunity

Saturday morning Georgia had dance class and because she needed a shower before hand there wasn't time for breakfast - she got a quick snack in the car and after dance we went to McDonald's and got her the breakfast happy meal in which they gave her a FRIGGIN WEIRD toy - she was suppose to get a girl toy which happens to be Wizard of Oz dolls but instead she got the boy toy which is Batman Lego and it did not go over so well
As we are getting ready to head out for the weekend she says "This toy is FRIGGIN WEIRD"

This weekend we went to a friends house ( nate was helping them out and we stayed over night )
She had a blast and was sad to leave
Their front door is a double door where only one door opens - the door that does open sticks and is heavy so it's hard for her to open - she has gotten quite good at opening doors lately but had difficulty with this one
As she was heading to the doors to go outside and play she screams " Remember these doors are FRIGGIN STUPID"

I believe this word needs to be in the dictionary

We actually had a great weekend and this was only 1 hilarious part of our weekend - any of you who know Georgia would know that the laughs didn't stop there! We had a really good laugh thanks to Georgia at the dinner table but I can't seem to remember what about and I swear that there was one other use of the word FRIGGIN but can't seem to remember when or how -

My daughter is FRIGGIN HILARIOUS

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Munch goes with Lunch



Today Georgia had her second day of pre-school.


She LOVES it, has no issues with me leaving and is happy to see me when I come pick her up but is not always thrilled with the idea of leaving. I haven't heard any complaints about her from the pre-school teacher either, which is good. I am guessing she is her usual caring, polite, cute self.


When we got home she asked if we could go back!


I am so gald that she is doing well and look forward to the many stories that she will tell me after each day!


Today's Story is Munch goes with Lunch - this is her version of a little poem/song that they act out with their hands


We were going for a walk when Georgia says loudly "Munch goes with Lunch"

I asked her what she was talking about and she says back "Munch goes with Lunch, Mom, That's what I'm talking about"

I asked her if this was something she had learned at Pre-school and she replied with "Ya - pwe-school"

I asked her to show me how it goes and this is how it goes

"this little caterpillar is looking for his lunch - He eats one Apple and goes Munch Munch Munch"

using her left index finger as a squiggly caterpillar and her right thumb as the apple and after the Munch Munch Munch part she shows me that the apple is gone by hiding her thumb in her fingers

I couldn't resist sharing this as I nearly cried cause how cute she was doing it. I am going to ask her to show her daddy when he gets home and maybe I can get it on video.

She also has been singing "clean up, clean up, everybody do their share. clean up, clean up, everyone clean up"

Too cute!

This has nothing to do with the story but I couldn't resist posting some pictures too!